>Tug Boat Pilot Seeking Hudson Navigator

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RookieTug Boat Pilot License
Sherry LG ‘Olive Oyl’ O’Keefe
This affadavitizes to said reader that said
Pilot is duly authorized and deputized
to operate any and all tug boats
on any waterways herein originated within
the said boundaries of said Territory of Montana;
further said document documents that said Sherry
is a journeyman in 19th century handsmything signals
and a master craftsman at knots and B S anchoring
post 1829, but remains a rookie at reading
channel markers due to the limited number
of channels in the landlocked Territories.
Any tugboating originating outside these boundaries
requires a notarious master journeyman navigator
with his or her own set of scrolled charts
at her starboard side. Usual and substandard
tequila sunset hours of operation apply.
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About redmitten

author of Cracking Geodes Open, Making Good Use of August, and The Peppermint Bottle. poetry editor for IthacaLit. website: https://toomuchaugust.wordpress.com

5 responses to “>Tug Boat Pilot Seeking Hudson Navigator

  1. >Affadavitizes? Your post made my day!

  2. >it would be fun to write a new dictionary, post 1829 (!)

  3. >I believe you're doing it.

  4. >…and you could include those words the anti-spam system here makes us post before we post…in this case, "sibir."

  5. >sibir, may i call you sibir?yesterday included a game of conflict known by some as scrabble. i could have used this word then. as it turned out, i won the game with the word "befells". such an easy word to believe in.

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